Remember the first time you come out from the closet to your friend? They can come out many type of question about PLU life. Me, myself have to entertain many funny questions from my friends. Some are logic, some kinda wuliao.
Scenario 1
Friend: how you guys have sex ar?
Me: same like you guys lor, you name it, we got it, style lah, position lah, technique lah…most
likely same. I got documentary on that. You wanna see?
Friend: harrr….got documentary some more ar?
Me: got….gay porn lor
Friend: =.=, ohh……..no need!
Scenario 2
Me: yeahh…..few days later my P friend will come over.
Friend: P friend? What is P friend
Me: means gay friend lor
Friend: ohh…….y P leh
Me: donno….people use P, I ma use P lor (actually I know)
Friend: cheh…
Few days later
Friend: ehh……..i tried to google P hor…cannot get lei…
Me: Harr! You very eng hor…go google about P friend…. =.=
Scenario 3
Friend: ehh..u c that leng zai over there
Me: where? Where?......ohh…he is out of your league……he is gay
Friend: how you know?
Me: I know lah…
Friend: cheh!!
How about you guys? share you funny encounter lah...
7 comments:
Wah...I'm nt that "open" yet...Maybe i'll tell u more whn i'm "out"?!....Hehehe..
thanks god we are equipped with gadar. :P
i am the walking 'scanner' for my female frens :))
and most of the time i 'scanned' with very high resolutions...lol
i wonder how many millions of results come out with the letter "P"
Funny dialogue. Your fren is curious, isit?
i do that with my female fag hag!
we are so sharing over the man's quality, especially how good looking are they!
gay or not" they referred to me lol" big stuff or mild and so and so.
cannot do with my hubby, he will say "am i not good enuff for you?"
then i goes blank lol! hubby mar! cannot lawan back! so sayang one
Simon, you mean ur close friend still donno you are gay?
Jason, yeah..but mine not that good lor..
Danny, how high is ur resolution? can see what's underneath the shirt and pants or not?
Bong, my friend search for "P friend", you try and c how many result lah
Sainter, sometime they are just being curious; sometime just wanna kacau me mia.
Steve, just having discussion with hubby mah...also cannot ar?
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