Passion and Mission

We must have passion and mission in our life purpose, so how to motivate us leh… harr… watch below clips!

 

 

Em Fong Bin

I was chatting with my friend just now, a moment ago

Him: where u staying when u come to KL wor?
Me: friend's house lor..want me to stay with u ar? hehehe..
Him: with my mum and sis around....
Me:hahaha...kidding lah...I know em fong bin
Him: wait...you saying it in chinese or your friend is called em fong bin?
Me: -.-" stay with u em fong bin lahh!!
Him: how i know worrr? at first i thought is a person, coz u said "I know em fong bin"
Me: I go to tell u i know em fong bin for what jiek?
Him: I was like wow...there is a person surname is "em"
Me: hhahaahhaha
Him: how i know worr?? we were talking about a place to stay and i thought u knew some guy named em fong bin and you going to stay with him... -.-"
Me: muhahahahhaa...

I'm in Gym, J.....

I can't help myself not to laugh when I heard 1 of the gym member talk over the phone, not say I kepo or what, he just 2-3 meters away from me and he talked loud.

Him: I'm in gym

I guess his friend not hear him clearly

Him: arr...I'm in gym lah...

and he try to spell out the word

Him: Gym lah..haiyoh...J...ehh...G-Y-M

I almost burst into laughter! I quickly put my head inside my locker and bear not to laugh it loud!!

Earth 1 Hour

Recently we so gaga about Earth 1 hour thingy...wanna turn of electricity for 1 hour so to speak.
My friend post a comment in Facebook and I find it rather interesting to share.

什么 “地球一小时” 都是Lebih的，马来西亚有TNB不要讲一小时，“地球一天” 都可以做到。Lim Peh的家昨天随随便便都停电12小时鸟。地球一小时还是给那些发达的国家去响应吧。 马来西亚只要TNB还存在，一年里面随时都可以来个“地球6小时”，“地球12小时”。

CANNOT LAUGH!!!!

Don't you dare to laugh out loud!...Especially Clayden..heheh

Fun with English

I'm sure Calvin gonna like this so much...hehehe..

Just as I want to get US bill at money changer. I suddenly remember of one lame joke.

Customer: I would like to have a US note that worth 500 bucks
Officer: Alright sir, how do you like your money?
Customer: Oh I like them very much
Officer: -_-"

how would you answer that question then?

15 Malaysia

During last holiday, I met up with few of my friends; and they talk about a clips over in you tube title 15 Malaysia. I'm not sure you guys know about it or not, It has 15 clips about Malaysia and some of them really funny. It suppose to be conjunction with Merdeka day. I put the funniest clips here...the rest, if you guys wanna watch, just go youtube and watch lah.


Potong Saga



Meter



Duit Kecil



Above all, I find that "Potong Saga" is the funniest!

You Want To Be Mermaid or Whale?

I got this email article from my friend and quite hilarous, it goes as below.

Recently, in a large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin andtanned woman appeared in the window of a gym.

It said: "THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?"A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not matchthose of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the questionposed by the gym.

To Whom It May Concern:
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curioushumans). They have an active sex life, they get pregnant and haveadorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins,stuffing themselves with shrimp. They play and swim in the seas,seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Barren Sea and the coralreefs of Polynesia. Whales are wonderful singers and have evenrecorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have nopredators other than humans. They are loved, protected and admiredby almost everyone in the world.

Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be lining upoutside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identitycrisis. Fish or human? They don't have a sex life because they killmen who get close to them, not to mention how could they have sex?Therefore they don't have kids either. Not to mention who wants to getclose to a girl who smells like a fish store?

The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.

P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea thatonly skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice creamwith my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver and acoffee with my friends. With time we gain weight because we accumulateso much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no moreroom it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren'theavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginningtoday, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good gosh,look how smart I am!"


hahaha....hillarious right? but not applicable to we ghey lorr.....must shape like merman baru can have sex like bunny...heheheh.....

p/s. that's not the reason I go to gym everyday horr..

Why the Building Collapse??

Hayoohh............why? why? why? everybody ask why......



Really donno why meh?? Scroll down and see below, I know why.......they all stupid 1; simple reason also donno

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hooorraayyyyyyy...........

Cock repairer......ehh.......sorry is Clock repairer

I'm sure many you guys already watched the clips below, it just tickle me even I've watched it for eleventy-two time.......muahaha..........repair 10" black cock....ehh.....clock.......