Seducing Fellow Colleague

Have you guys even try to seduce your colleague?
Well, me as devil (or hamsap as always address by Simon), did it...hehhee...

I got a new colleague that I knew 2 months ago. He got damn nice skin complexion, when you see him; you'll hardly think that he is straight, and he got have nice lips and eyes. If we had lunch together and if he sit next to me, when he talks; he likes to touch me, my arm, shoulder. There was a time when I walk to canteen, he came from behind and put his arm around my neck, as if hug from behind...I was thinking "this guy has no idea that he is playing with fire!"

Last week, after lunch, we went to other colleague department and hang around. While talking, I give him a light massage on his neck. He liked it very much.

Today, I did again. Last time I massage his neck without directly contact his skin, i.e. covered with his clothes. Today, I massage his neck, shoulder with my hand directly contact his skin. Damn! he got smooth skin!..i wonder what doest it feel under my tongue...As I massage, he make soft morn.

Colleague A: Wei! you two arr...can behave or not...
Colleague B: yalor....both of you like gay couple!
Cute colleague: Cheh..I memang gay de mah....
Me: Harr....don't say like that...later my boyfriend found out..i'll die lor
Colleague A & B: O_O"
Me: But then...he donno de lah, he not in penang pun...
Cute colleague: Then you want me mou?
Me: emm...can also, since I am single in Penang.

continue to massage him.

Cute colleague: emm....arr....that's it! that's it! wahh....very nice....more more....
he then lean his head on my body. By this time....Paul Jr. half wake up already.

Should I make further move?

Sniff, Sniff

I had many weird encouter in my work place since I join this company, got guy holding and playing with my had lah, chest kena raba lah....and today, a guy sniff my neck. Not just normal guy, but damn cute guy!

This guy just join in 3 days ago, we had lunch with bunch of colleague; then we talk about coffee. So I told them I only drink coffee from Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf and the most expensive coffee bean I ever bought was Jamaica Blue Moutain and it cost me RM98 for 180g++.

Colleague A: wahh..so expensive arr...after brew must use for something else, can use as scrub

Colleague B: ehh...like that his body ma got coffee smell.

Then this cute colleage lean to me and sniff my neck, he is damn close to me that if I turn my head, we'll kiss each other.

First time I met him, 80% of my intuition tell me he is gay. Today lunch he talk about he is still single (how can a cute guy like him still single lehh?), then he complain that he had to work over time until late night, and that will make his skin complexion not in good condition. He got damn good skin, fair with rosy cheek!....I cannot tahan when see fair guy lor...and, he like to touch me when we talk lor....

I'm gonna make a move to make him to my bed....muahahha..wish me luck!

High Maintenance

I had a chat with my colleagues during morning break in company canteen yesterday.

Coll A: Ehh...what's wrong with your face ar?
Coll B: Donno wor..long time liao...haizzz...
Coll A: yalorr.....
Coll B: Ehh....Paul, you got any product can intro for me to use or not
Me: hmm...you seem got sensitive skin, you can try XXX, easily can get in Guardian or Watson
Coll A: You ask him to intro product to you ar? He use expensive thing 1 lehh.......
Coll B: oh ya lorr.......expensive 1 or not?
Me: arrr!!........no lah.........affortable 1......

I was almost speechless.....they just know me for one week and already see that I'm high maintenance kinda person.......I'm not high maintenance lor.....just that I'm particular the product that I used mia. Below are few item I manage to list out that I must use from specific brand

Working attire: Raoul and Seed
Sport gear: Adidas
Jeans: Levi's
Underwear: CK and Renome (renoma will be phase off)
Face care: Biotherm and Skin Food
Shoes: Pedro
Coffee: Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf
Perfume: Chanel Egoiste Platinum or Chanel Allure Homme Sport
Computer: Hp
Towel: Aussino (except those provide by gym)
Shampoo: Kerastase
Hair styling: Loreal Techni Art
Hair cut: Maglio (in melaka) by specific stylist.

Consider high maintenance meh?? normal mia mah...everybody got their own preference.