Thursday, January 7, 2010

On Applying US Visa

Yesterday I took flight to KL from Penang to attend US visa application interview. Once reach KLIA, I took KLIA Express to KL Sentral then to Tune Hotel. I rush to Mid Valley to meet up with my friend in MPH. While waiting for my friend to make payment for the book that he purchase, we saw, I think is gay couple; touching hand and rubbing each other shoulder while waiting in queue line. Coinciedently, Simon blog about Gay Couple Holding Hand in Public. After that we headed for movie, then I back to hotel (not able to get any guy to sleep with me....sien.... -_-")


Then the day arrive. The moment I wake up, before I put on my make up; I say a little prayer for myself. While combing my hair now, and put on my shirt; I say a little prayer for myself.
hehehe...sound familiar kan? hehe...have to be drama a bit lah....musical some more! I then took cab to US Embassy, cost me RM20!...no meter some more...what to do..begger must not be a choose.


Upon arrival, I saw 1 lady; I'm the 2nd person...phew...
After do the necessary registration and security checking..I wait in the waiting hall, the air-con damn cold; and I got many butterflies fly in my stomach.
After my number was called, hand in my passport, application form; then wait again to hand print biometric scanning. The interview moment finally came.


Interviewer: Which company you are working now?
Me: XXX Dance Club.
Interviewer: And what you doing there?
Me: Strip tease dancer and pole dancer




Interviewer: Ohh...ic..how long you been joining this company?
Me: August 2009.
Interviewer: Can I see your pay slip?
Me: Here you go. (hand him a copy of my pay slip)?
Interviewer: What's your previous company?
Me: YYY Dance club
Interviewer: Why you left last company and join this one?
Me: Coz I got better offer.
Interviewer: First time go US?
Me: Yes.
Interviewer: What you doing in US for this trip?
Me: for training.
Interviewer: What sort of training?
Me: Strip dance and pole training. There is new move, so my company send me there for training.
Interviewer: Alright, here you go, your passport collection slip. You can collect your passport tomorrow
Me: Do you need my company letter and US site invitation letter?
Interviewer: Nope.
Me: Ok thanks! (flash him a gazillion volt smile and wink at him)
Interviewer: You are welcome (wink back to me)

Hahahahaha...you guys really think that's the interview meh? siao!....I wonder what will be there interviewer reaction if I answer like that....... O_O

Above conversation, the questions asked by the interviewer is the actual question, but my answers are fictional.

12 comments:

Medie007 said...

so jialat! y so easy one the questions? i thought they're gonna ask, who's the current defence minister? or, what's the tallest building in the US now? :P

Ash Godiva said...

hi...found your blog from simon's

if i'm the interviewer i'll ask you to strip and pole dancing during the interview:)

said...

ummm~ u put on make up?

the viennamese said...

I remember the time I went for the interview too. Stupid. Didn't even ask me any questions cuz I was still in school. Just look at my face, then pass liao. HAHA!

Gratitude said...

put on makeup? bust cream izzit? lolz

Pluboy2 said...

Yea rite..

FOR answers like that, only then did the interviewer gave u clearance!!!

Pluboy2 said...

Gratitude;

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Paul Figaro J said...

Bong, they wont ask those question lah...

Count a, how do i address you? annyway, thanks for visting my blog!..yeah right..u r the 30 years old over angmoh... -_-"

L2, aiyoh...is just metaphor lah..you never heard to song before meh? quote from "I Say a Little Prayer for You"

Evann, student visa easier to get bahh....

Anton, what is bust cream wor??

Takashi, mana tau....hehe...and what are you laughing at?! >.>

Anonymous said...

I was about to say the same thing as count a. If you really answer like what you posted here, I think the interviewer will ask you to demonstrate some dance moves in front of him to prove that you're really a pole dancer. Hahaha!!!

By the way, the word verification is 'maketom'

Suf n Steve said...

paul darling

which part of US will u be station for ur training?

let me see, if not silicon valley(padang pasir lol) state of utah(padang pasir juga)

hhhaaah can bareback mountain lol

Ash Godiva said...
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Ash Godiva said...

Paul:some blogger call me count...but i prefer for you to call me count a:)