You Want To Be Mermaid or Whale?

I got this email article from my friend and quite hilarous, it goes as below.

Recently, in a large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin andtanned woman appeared in the window of a gym.

It said: "THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?"A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not matchthose of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the questionposed by the gym.

To Whom It May Concern:
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curioushumans). They have an active sex life, they get pregnant and haveadorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins,stuffing themselves with shrimp. They play and swim in the seas,seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Barren Sea and the coralreefs of Polynesia. Whales are wonderful singers and have evenrecorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have nopredators other than humans. They are loved, protected and admiredby almost everyone in the world.

Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be lining upoutside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identitycrisis. Fish or human? They don't have a sex life because they killmen who get close to them, not to mention how could they have sex?Therefore they don't have kids either. Not to mention who wants to getclose to a girl who smells like a fish store?

The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.

P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea thatonly skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice creamwith my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver and acoffee with my friends. With time we gain weight because we accumulateso much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no moreroom it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren'theavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginningtoday, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good gosh,look how smart I am!"


hahaha....hillarious right? but not applicable to we ghey lorr.....must shape like merman baru can have sex like bunny...heheheh.....

p/s. that's not the reason I go to gym everyday horr..