I'm sure Calvin gonna like this so much...hehehe..
Just as I want to get US bill at money changer. I suddenly remember of one lame joke.
Customer: I would like to have a US note that worth 500 bucks
Officer: Alright sir, how do you like your money?
Customer: Oh I like them very much
Officer: -_-"
how would you answer that question then?
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
Seducing Fellow Colleague
Have you guys even try to seduce your colleague?
Well, me as devil (or hamsap as always address by Simon), did it...hehhee...
I got a new colleague that I knew 2 months ago. He got damn nice skin complexion, when you see him; you'll hardly think that he is straight, and he got have nice lips and eyes. If we had lunch together and if he sit next to me, when he talks; he likes to touch me, my arm, shoulder. There was a time when I walk to canteen, he came from behind and put his arm around my neck, as if hug from behind...I was thinking "this guy has no idea that he is playing with fire!"
Last week, after lunch, we went to other colleague department and hang around. While talking, I give him a light massage on his neck. He liked it very much.
Today, I did again. Last time I massage his neck without directly contact his skin, i.e. covered with his clothes. Today, I massage his neck, shoulder with my hand directly contact his skin. Damn! he got smooth skin!..i wonder what doest it feel under my tongue...As I massage, he make soft morn.
Colleague A: Wei! you two arr...can behave or not...
Colleague B: yalor....both of you like gay couple!
Cute colleague: Cheh..I memang gay de mah....
Me: Harr....don't say like that...later my boyfriend found out..i'll die lor
Colleague A & B: O_O"
Me: But then...he donno de lah, he not in penang pun...
Cute colleague: Then you want me mou?
Me: emm...can also, since I am single in Penang.
continue to massage him.
Cute colleague: emm....arr....that's it! that's it! wahh....very nice....more more....
he then lean his head on my body. By this time....Paul Jr. half wake up already.
Should I make further move?
Well, me as devil (or hamsap as always address by Simon), did it...hehhee...
I got a new colleague that I knew 2 months ago. He got damn nice skin complexion, when you see him; you'll hardly think that he is straight, and he got have nice lips and eyes. If we had lunch together and if he sit next to me, when he talks; he likes to touch me, my arm, shoulder. There was a time when I walk to canteen, he came from behind and put his arm around my neck, as if hug from behind...I was thinking "this guy has no idea that he is playing with fire!"
Last week, after lunch, we went to other colleague department and hang around. While talking, I give him a light massage on his neck. He liked it very much.
Today, I did again. Last time I massage his neck without directly contact his skin, i.e. covered with his clothes. Today, I massage his neck, shoulder with my hand directly contact his skin. Damn! he got smooth skin!..i wonder what doest it feel under my tongue...As I massage, he make soft morn.
Colleague A: Wei! you two arr...can behave or not...
Colleague B: yalor....both of you like gay couple!
Cute colleague: Cheh..I memang gay de mah....
Me: Harr....don't say like that...later my boyfriend found out..i'll die lor
Colleague A & B: O_O"
Me: But then...he donno de lah, he not in penang pun...
Cute colleague: Then you want me mou?
Me: emm...can also, since I am single in Penang.
continue to massage him.
Cute colleague: emm....arr....that's it! that's it! wahh....very nice....more more....
he then lean his head on my body. By this time....Paul Jr. half wake up already.
Should I make further move?
Thursday, January 7, 2010
On Applying US Visa
Yesterday I took flight to KL from Penang to attend US visa application interview. Once reach KLIA, I took KLIA Express to KL Sentral then to Tune Hotel. I rush to Mid Valley to meet up with my friend in MPH. While waiting for my friend to make payment for the book that he purchase, we saw, I think is gay couple; touching hand and rubbing each other shoulder while waiting in queue line. Coinciedently, Simon blog about Gay Couple Holding Hand in Public. After that we headed for movie, then I back to hotel (not able to get any guy to sleep with me....sien.... -_-")
Then the day arrive. The moment I wake up, before I put on my make up; I say a little prayer for myself. While combing my hair now, and put on my shirt; I say a little prayer for myself.
hehehe...sound familiar kan? hehe...have to be drama a bit lah....musical some more! I then took cab to US Embassy, cost me RM20!...no meter some more...what to do..begger must not be a choose.
Upon arrival, I saw 1 lady; I'm the 2nd person...phew...
After do the necessary registration and security checking..I wait in the waiting hall, the air-con damn cold; and I got many butterflies fly in my stomach.
After my number was called, hand in my passport, application form; then wait again to hand print biometric scanning. The interview moment finally came.
Interviewer: Which company you are working now?
Me: XXX Dance Club.
Interviewer: And what you doing there?
Me: Strip tease dancer and pole dancer
Interviewer: Ohh...ic..how long you been joining this company?
Me: August 2009.
Interviewer: Can I see your pay slip?
Me: Here you go. (hand him a copy of my pay slip)?
Interviewer: What's your previous company?
Me: YYY Dance club
Interviewer: Why you left last company and join this one?
Me: Coz I got better offer.
Interviewer: First time go US?
Me: Yes.
Interviewer: What you doing in US for this trip?
Me: for training.
Interviewer: What sort of training?
Me: Strip dance and pole training. There is new move, so my company send me there for training.
Interviewer: Alright, here you go, your passport collection slip. You can collect your passport tomorrow
Me: Do you need my company letter and US site invitation letter?
Interviewer: Nope.
Me: Ok thanks! (flash him a gazillion volt smile and wink at him)
Interviewer: You are welcome (wink back to me)
Hahahahaha...you guys really think that's the interview meh? siao!....I wonder what will be there interviewer reaction if I answer like that....... O_O
Above conversation, the questions asked by the interviewer is the actual question, but my answers are fictional.
Then the day arrive. The moment I wake up, before I put on my make up; I say a little prayer for myself. While combing my hair now, and put on my shirt; I say a little prayer for myself.
hehehe...sound familiar kan? hehe...have to be drama a bit lah....musical some more! I then took cab to US Embassy, cost me RM20!...no meter some more...what to do..begger must not be a choose.
Upon arrival, I saw 1 lady; I'm the 2nd person...phew...
After do the necessary registration and security checking..I wait in the waiting hall, the air-con damn cold; and I got many butterflies fly in my stomach.
After my number was called, hand in my passport, application form; then wait again to hand print biometric scanning. The interview moment finally came.
Interviewer: Which company you are working now?
Me: XXX Dance Club.
Interviewer: And what you doing there?
Me: Strip tease dancer and pole dancer
Interviewer: Ohh...ic..how long you been joining this company?
Me: August 2009.
Interviewer: Can I see your pay slip?
Me: Here you go. (hand him a copy of my pay slip)?
Interviewer: What's your previous company?
Me: YYY Dance club
Interviewer: Why you left last company and join this one?
Me: Coz I got better offer.
Interviewer: First time go US?
Me: Yes.
Interviewer: What you doing in US for this trip?
Me: for training.
Interviewer: What sort of training?
Me: Strip dance and pole training. There is new move, so my company send me there for training.
Interviewer: Alright, here you go, your passport collection slip. You can collect your passport tomorrow
Me: Do you need my company letter and US site invitation letter?
Interviewer: Nope.
Me: Ok thanks! (flash him a gazillion volt smile and wink at him)
Interviewer: You are welcome (wink back to me)
Hahahahaha...you guys really think that's the interview meh? siao!....I wonder what will be there interviewer reaction if I answer like that....... O_O
Above conversation, the questions asked by the interviewer is the actual question, but my answers are fictional.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Rainbow
Why does rainbow is often related to gay world? Since I get in touch in gay world, I knew it but somehow can’t figure it out. In entertainment industry, composer or lyricist often use rainbow as metaphor for gay relationship, they have by far have beautiful lyrics, even better than song that describe straight relationship.
Rainbow彩虹 [Power Station 动力火车]
身为一道彩虹 雨过了就该闪亮整片天空
Rainbow彩虹 [Power Station 动力火车]
身为一道彩虹 雨过了就该闪亮整片天空
让我深爱的你感到光荣
身为一道彩虹 尽全力也要还你一段笑容
够了我爱你不必人懂 不必人懂
只要不醒过来 这就不是梦
请拥抱我 请看着我 体温别留走
好多话想说 好多事要做
请天空给我 请时间给我
再多一点停留
亲爱的你我有感动
请牢记在心中 下一次下雨你能看见的
请牢记在心中 下一次下雨你能看见的
那道彩虹不再可能是我
只要你懂
As a rainbow, after rain should brighten whole sky
Let me as a man who deeply love you feel proud about it
As a rainbow, I’ll do everything in order to exchange your smile
Enough, I love you, doesn’t need other people to know.
As long as not wake up, then it’s not a dream
Please hug me, please look at me, and don’t take away your warmth
Please give me sky, please give me time, and stay a little longer.
Dear, I’m touch
Please remember that the next time when sky rain
The rainbow that you see may not be me.
As long as you know.
Rainbow彩虹 [阿密特 a.k.a 張惠妹 – Ah Mei]
你整齊潔白的床 是我傾訴的地方
As a rainbow, after rain should brighten whole sky
Let me as a man who deeply love you feel proud about it
As a rainbow, I’ll do everything in order to exchange your smile
Enough, I love you, doesn’t need other people to know.
As long as not wake up, then it’s not a dream
Please hug me, please look at me, and don’t take away your warmth
Please give me sky, please give me time, and stay a little longer.
Dear, I’m touch
Please remember that the next time when sky rain
The rainbow that you see may not be me.
As long as you know.
Rainbow彩虹 [阿密特 a.k.a 張惠妹 – Ah Mei]
你整齊潔白的床 是我傾訴的地方
抱你哭著到天亮 你等待幸福的廚房
那次情人節晚餐 卻是我陪著你嘗衣
櫃不算太寬 藏著你的天堂 依然歡迎我分享
我們的愛很像 都因男人而受傷 卻又繼續碰撞
當天空昏暗 當氣溫失常 你用巨大的堅強
總能抵擋當尖銳眼光 當刺耳聲響 你用彩虹的浪漫 溫柔包裝
看我丟掉他的西裝 比我先紅了眼眶
笑我傻 陪我慌 當我找到幸福去向
幫我快樂的化妝 陪我傻 笑我慌
Your neat clean white bed, is a place for me to pour out my feeling
Hug you and cry till morning.
You wait for happiness kitchen, that Valentine dinner, but is me who share with you
Wardrobe not too wide yet hiding your heaven, still welcome to share together with you
Our love very similar, coz it hurt by men; yet still continue to crash
When the sky darkened, when the atmosphere is disorder
Still able to withstand with a strong determination
When the sharp eye stare, when the ear-piercing voice sounds
You use the romantic rainbow to wrap and masquerade.
When you see me throw away his suit, your eyes become red first.
Laugh me stupid, accompany me nervous
When I found my happiness path
Happily help me put on my make up
Accompany me stupid, laugh me being nervous
Maybe people think gay life is as colourful as rainbow….but do you think so??
Here is the meaning of each colour in Rainbow Flag
red: stands for courage;
orange: offers the vision of possibilities;
yellow: represents the challenge that GREEN has kindled;
green: indicates a challenge to co-operators to strive for growth of membership and of understanding of the aims and values of co-operation;
sky blue: suggests far horizons, the need to provide education and help less fortunate people and strive toward global unity.
dark blue: suggests pessimism: a reminder that less fortunate people have needs that may be met through the benefits of cooperation.
violet: is the colour of warmth, beauty, and friendship.
p/s pretty heavy post for my 2010 1st post hor…
Hug you and cry till morning.
You wait for happiness kitchen, that Valentine dinner, but is me who share with you
Wardrobe not too wide yet hiding your heaven, still welcome to share together with you
Our love very similar, coz it hurt by men; yet still continue to crash
When the sky darkened, when the atmosphere is disorder
Still able to withstand with a strong determination
When the sharp eye stare, when the ear-piercing voice sounds
You use the romantic rainbow to wrap and masquerade.
When you see me throw away his suit, your eyes become red first.
Laugh me stupid, accompany me nervous
When I found my happiness path
Happily help me put on my make up
Accompany me stupid, laugh me being nervous
Maybe people think gay life is as colourful as rainbow….but do you think so??
Here is the meaning of each colour in Rainbow Flag
red: stands for courage;
orange: offers the vision of possibilities;
yellow: represents the challenge that GREEN has kindled;
green: indicates a challenge to co-operators to strive for growth of membership and of understanding of the aims and values of co-operation;
sky blue: suggests far horizons, the need to provide education and help less fortunate people and strive toward global unity.
dark blue: suggests pessimism: a reminder that less fortunate people have needs that may be met through the benefits of cooperation.
violet: is the colour of warmth, beauty, and friendship.
p/s pretty heavy post for my 2010 1st post hor…
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