Tuesday, March 2, 2010

On Attempt Stop Being Hamsap

What is your personal identity that make you well known to other people? Or I should say title?
Like Alexander the Great, Hercules the Almighty, etc…..today, I’m crown Paul the Ultimate Hamsap!!!!...ishh….




How do I get this title? It’s all started when I post in Facebook that “I think wanna stop being hamsap” it create a tsunami in my Facebook!!! And thus I got the title Paul the Ultimate Hamsap.




What comment I get leh?? See below

Some say my name synonym with hamsap -_-

“u think cow can fly over the moon or not?”

And some wanna make me make love to a lesbian…………….yaiikksss!!!...which means impossible that I stop being hamsap

And some said the hamsap-ness in within my gene….isshhh!

Some even compare my hamsapness is comparable to breathing

Hamsap is within my heart and soul…..

It seems that nobody will believe that I can stop being hamsap…

Until what extend my hamsap-ness leh?? emm....got like the pic below lorr...







tear down shirt arr...



in public sauna room arr (not gym de ok!!?)


So what’s hamsap means leh?
I actually Google hamsap, and it return 31,200 result!!!


I find some answer in Yahoo! Answer, see below

1. Ham = salty
Sap = Wet
When salty and wet come together, you do the math…



You know when does this happen………

2. suitable to be used to describe a jantan yang gatal...

O_O

3. dirty, kinky, horny, naughty, etc

So now Paul the Ultimate Hamsap wanna give crown title to some people here…hmm…let me see


Eric the Ultimate Lansi
Danny the Big Mouth
Evanns the Snow White
Simon the Ultimate Horny
SufianSteve the Genius

So Eric, Danny and Evanns, Simon & Suf you guys already got your crown title, now can crown other people pulak…fast! Fast! Fast!

People need to crown a title

Calvin, Jerry, TZ, Bong, & KY (long time missing in action jor)

10 comments:

the viennamese said...

Warkhh?? Snow White? I don't dare to claim that title wor.. But thanks anyway! Hehehe.

Eric the ultimate lansi suits him very well. ^_^

Danny said...

i think u r enjoying urself with ur new title huh?
make sure u dun have any hamsap picture in the market.. or else we'll STRIP ur title...LOL ;p

Paul Figaro J said...

Evann, your title was crown by Eric. His title memang suit him lor

Danny, of course i wont ..... hahah..the head of council has spoken! Strip baju tak ape, jangan strip my title! >.<

Pluboy2 said...

u quote me too much!! :)

And I do admit I am lansi.. so wat? haha chui ar? lol....!!!

Anonymous said...

wowwww... and u r crowned by a bunch of hamsap men, that means ur really super HAMSAP!

simonlover said...

I' actually very 'gwai" one lar..Wrong title ler!

Gratitude said...

Hamsap is nice ma.... can change men with the same frequency of changing underwear. I'm sure you dun like soiled ones hor?! :P
+Ant+

Suf n Steve said...

darling

i give darling title to every one coz u guy are so dear to me.

i wont hamsap ppl one and it is not good calling ppl in such manner kan!

muah darling

Ash Godiva said...

Thankfully i dont have ham sap title:)

Legolas said...

That's a nice first post I read about you... Let the hamsap keep going!