As in the last post I wrote that I wish I can wear so high fashion to work....well...I got something fashion.............fashionably LATE!!!....I was stuck in a trafic jam for 1 hour due to the stupid turn over garbarge truck!.....luckily my lateness just cost me miss the morning breakfast session...phew....
As normal first day at work, induction training inevitable, lotsa waiting time, wait time for personal from HR with different job fuction to give the new intake griefing on the company background, HR policy, benefit, medical, etc.
I was suprise that breakfast and lunch was provided by company lor...hahaha....save my 1 day meal money, that money saved will be donated to house of Burberry in near future...hahaha...do charity mah...then in return, i get a Burberry bag lor..hehehhe...
Only around 4pm I was send to my designated department. I will be in Manufacturing Engineering Department, then hor...I never expect I will be in what devision lor...guess what? You guys will never get to guess coz I also suprise....ready?? jeng jeng jeng....I'll be in Subject Matter Expert Support division. When my superior told me the full name of my division...I was like dump stuck? Expert?? wah lauuu....so geng arr?? I only expert in Louis Vuitton, Burberry, Prada those stuff leii.....
Anyway, my job will cover that I need to know up to date in circuit board assembly technologies, and to train up new engineers.....goshh....hmm...anyway..new engineers means fresh grad mah....fresh grad means high chances they are cute didi lor....muahahahhaha.....I'm going to trasform from the angel wears Prada into the devil wears Prada already...muahahahaha....
ok lah..that's all for my first day at work.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Attire on First Working Day
Tomorrow will be my first working day in a new company, so what should I wear on my first working day leh?? hmmm.....I was thinking..
1. Burberry trench coat (now Penang is raining season)
2. Boss shirt and pants
3. Salvatore Ferregamo belt
4. Montblanc cuff link
5. Ralph Lauren socks
6. Prada shoes
7. Louis Vuitton document bag
8. Hermes handkerchief
Hahahhahaha....crazy horr...donno what kinda engineer would wear that to work??....and if only I have those.....no harm to imagine mah horr....and if I really wore that to work on the first day, I think I'll never get any increment lor...
1. Burberry trench coat (now Penang is raining season)
2. Boss shirt and pants
3. Salvatore Ferregamo belt
4. Montblanc cuff link
5. Ralph Lauren socks
6. Prada shoes
7. Louis Vuitton document bag
8. Hermes handkerchief
Hahahhahaha....crazy horr...donno what kinda engineer would wear that to work??....and if only I have those.....no harm to imagine mah horr....and if I really wore that to work on the first day, I think I'll never get any increment lor...
You Want To Be Mermaid or Whale?
I got this email article from my friend and quite hilarous, it goes as below.
Recently, in a large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin andtanned woman appeared in the window of a gym.
It said: "THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?"A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not matchthose of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the questionposed by the gym.
To Whom It May Concern:
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curioushumans). They have an active sex life, they get pregnant and haveadorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins,stuffing themselves with shrimp. They play and swim in the seas,seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Barren Sea and the coralreefs of Polynesia. Whales are wonderful singers and have evenrecorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have nopredators other than humans. They are loved, protected and admiredby almost everyone in the world.
Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be lining upoutside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identitycrisis. Fish or human? They don't have a sex life because they killmen who get close to them, not to mention how could they have sex?Therefore they don't have kids either. Not to mention who wants to getclose to a girl who smells like a fish store?
The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.
P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea thatonly skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice creamwith my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver and acoffee with my friends. With time we gain weight because we accumulateso much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no moreroom it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren'theavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginningtoday, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good gosh,look how smart I am!"
hahaha....hillarious right? but not applicable to we ghey lorr.....must shape like merman baru can have sex like bunny...heheheh.....
p/s. that's not the reason I go to gym everyday horr..
Recently, in a large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin andtanned woman appeared in the window of a gym.
It said: "THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?"A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not matchthose of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the questionposed by the gym.
To Whom It May Concern:
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curioushumans). They have an active sex life, they get pregnant and haveadorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins,stuffing themselves with shrimp. They play and swim in the seas,seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Barren Sea and the coralreefs of Polynesia. Whales are wonderful singers and have evenrecorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have nopredators other than humans. They are loved, protected and admiredby almost everyone in the world.
Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be lining upoutside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identitycrisis. Fish or human? They don't have a sex life because they killmen who get close to them, not to mention how could they have sex?Therefore they don't have kids either. Not to mention who wants to getclose to a girl who smells like a fish store?
The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.
P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea thatonly skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice creamwith my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver and acoffee with my friends. With time we gain weight because we accumulateso much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no moreroom it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren'theavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginningtoday, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good gosh,look how smart I am!"
hahaha....hillarious right? but not applicable to we ghey lorr.....must shape like merman baru can have sex like bunny...heheheh.....
p/s. that's not the reason I go to gym everyday horr..
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Hair Cut at Penang
Since Monday I'll start to work at new company, so today I go to have my hair cut.
I'm very particular in salon that I'll go for me to have my hair cut, so I walk around Gurney Plaza and found 1 salon use Kerastase; so I think if Kerastase award the salon to carry their product, they must be very good, however.....really total dissapointment!
First, I have girl shampoo my hair....when I sit and the girl walk near to me....i was like...sigh....She ask me in hokkien (in my heart, I was arrr...), I said "err...English please". She then bla bla ask me how I want my hair to be stylied, then I told her.
After that as usual, I'll do my reading while she shampoo my hair, to my horror, she got the bubble into my ears, arrrr........I hate that!!! She then ask me how was it, I ask her to pun on more pressure. She really not good at shampoo and massage my scalp. The best I had was in usual salon I always go in Melaka, there is 1 shampoo boy, he got marvellous hands, the way he massage my scalp just like a massager! After around 10 mins, she got me to rinse my hair. To my horror again, she got the back my shirt wet! I start to get annoy at this point of time.
Then is time to cut my hair, she cut my hair while it still wet, which is I don't fancy very much; another horror incident happen again, she accidently pull my hair. This time I really show my angry face and ask her how long she been as hair stylist, she said 5 years; I just roll my eyes. I think she start to get afraid already coz I can feel her hand is trembling while holding and cut my hair. Usually while the stylist cut my hair, I'll just close my eyes or read magzine, but this time; the whole session my eyes watching every single stroke she made.
Below is the rating I gave (0 the worst, 10 the best)
Shampoo - 1
scalp massage - 1
shampoo rinse off - 0
hair cutting technique - 2
styling technique - 1
Overall - 1
Salon name is Russell.
I'll never go there again!
I'm very particular in salon that I'll go for me to have my hair cut, so I walk around Gurney Plaza and found 1 salon use Kerastase; so I think if Kerastase award the salon to carry their product, they must be very good, however.....really total dissapointment!
First, I have girl shampoo my hair....when I sit and the girl walk near to me....i was like...sigh....She ask me in hokkien (in my heart, I was arrr...), I said "err...English please". She then bla bla ask me how I want my hair to be stylied, then I told her.
After that as usual, I'll do my reading while she shampoo my hair, to my horror, she got the bubble into my ears, arrrr........I hate that!!! She then ask me how was it, I ask her to pun on more pressure. She really not good at shampoo and massage my scalp. The best I had was in usual salon I always go in Melaka, there is 1 shampoo boy, he got marvellous hands, the way he massage my scalp just like a massager! After around 10 mins, she got me to rinse my hair. To my horror again, she got the back my shirt wet! I start to get annoy at this point of time.
Then is time to cut my hair, she cut my hair while it still wet, which is I don't fancy very much; another horror incident happen again, she accidently pull my hair. This time I really show my angry face and ask her how long she been as hair stylist, she said 5 years; I just roll my eyes. I think she start to get afraid already coz I can feel her hand is trembling while holding and cut my hair. Usually while the stylist cut my hair, I'll just close my eyes or read magzine, but this time; the whole session my eyes watching every single stroke she made.
Below is the rating I gave (0 the worst, 10 the best)
Shampoo - 1
scalp massage - 1
shampoo rinse off - 0
hair cutting technique - 2
styling technique - 1
Overall - 1
Salon name is Russell.
I'll never go there again!
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